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Gouge Quote of the Day 

The always entertaining inside view of what is really happening in the Fleet.  Gouge that's too good to make up. Enjoy.

 


 


 


 


 

 


 


 


 


 


 

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


A Seaman Recruit responding I learned it in boot camp
 


I normally wear underwear
 


I've never seen the Kung Pao ribbon before
 


The only ex-Marine is one in prison
 


I see a ladder full of naked people
 


I got my PhD a public high school diploma
 


I am tired of different spanks for different ranks
 


 


We run the show, officers fight the show
 


TURD Trust, Understanding, Respect and Dignity
 


Get no closer than 1,000 yards to the mines
 


I'm a Master Chief SEAL. Paperwork to me is hanging targets at the range
 


 


To be early is to be on time
 


I take the 5th dimension. I refuse to stimulate myself
 


You go to war with the odor you have, not the odor you want
 


Smart guy graduated from Harvard
 


I've been pretty average my whole life and it's been a struggle
 


Looks like you have 10 pounds of shit and a 5-pound sock
 


As long as you're moving forward, you're never behind
 


I've never worked for an asshole before
 


One Cadet got hit with a peanut butter jar
 


Time to put on the costume
 


Listen pal, it's not like I'm sitting in some fucking war room
 


It has the weight and gravity of syphilis at a Victorian garden party
 


This is a long warm bath in someone else's bath water
 


Looks like baby wipes and Febreeze are the new weapons in the War on Terror
 


Damn near knocked the beer out of my cup holder
 


I'm here to be an airpower advocate. Which translates to a horse's ass
 


A full tank of gas and a map
 


Don't be afraid to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty — then go get a manicure
 


The perp is cuffed and stuffed and standing by
 


Overall, given the quality of the chow, roommates and entertainment options, I'd give it 4 out of 5 stars
 


Go for the food and stay for the meeting
 



 
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